Pure Genius

The following appeared in the letters to the editor in today’s Sydney Morning Herald:

Dear esteemed Prime Minister of Australia,

It is with confidence that I write to you as a national leader who has been recommended to us by a major security organisation with one of the members of the coalition of the willing.

We know you to be a man of trust and loyalty, who will not be swayed from your true course by mischievous campaigns of disinformation about our honest intentions.

I am the chief accountant to the President of Niger, Mamadou Tandja. In 2001 this Government received from the then Iraqi president Saddam Hussein $US200 million in payment for uranium ore as part of the Iraqi nuclear weapons program. Before we could deliver this ore, the brave coalition of which you were a proud member overthrew Saddam’s regime, and there is now no legal authority in Iraq to whom we can refund this money.

We need a respected central bank in which to deposit this sum, pending the establishment of an appropriate Iraqi authority. Once you agree to receive this money, we will discuss with you a generous percentage commission.

In your reply, please forward your central bank account number and other particulars, as well as your password. As soon as I receive these details, I will immediately transfer this sum to you for safekeeping.

I remain your trusted servant.

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