33 Things I Would Change About Christmas

For Alchera:

  1. The heat
  2. The flies
  3. Over consumption of food
  4. Over consumption of alcohol
  5. Office christmas parties
  6. Christmas pudding
  7. Poor quality Christmas ham (I want it to taste smoky, damn it!)
  8. Glace Fruit gift boxes that nobody ever eats
  9. Real Christmas trees (they make me sneeze)
  10. Cheap decorations
  11. Any kind of decoration that sings or plays Christmas carols
  12. Santas dangling precariously from people’s roofs
  13. Neighbours having Griswald competitions
  14. Dogs wearing reindeer antlers
  15. Shop assistants draped in tinsel
  16. Sort-of creepy Santas that enjoy close contact with young children
  17. Sort-of creepy Santas that try and pick up women
  18. Sexy female Santa’s elves in skimpy costumes
  19. Jokes about Santa only coming once a year
  20. Mrs S. Claus as she doesn’t have a name or identity of her own.
  21. Endless Christmas programs on TV to amuse the kids
  22. That the people who create these Christmas programs usually have no idea what the ‘littlies’ really like, and thereby bore them to tears with saccharine Christmas commercialism and sentiment.
  23. Station Christmas promos
  24. Sydney and Melbourne trying to out do each other with their televised Carols by Candlelight
  25. The tired old stars and moth-eaten children’s characters they drag out to perform in Carols by Candlelight
  26. Being dragged out of bed on Christmas morning to open presents
  27. My mother insisting on taking photos the minute someone’s sleep fuddled, dressing gown clad form emerges from the bedroom.
  28. Familial arguments about who gets to where the Santa hat and distribute the presents this year
  29. My mother wanting to photo-document the opening of each and every little present
  30. Getting useless gadgets for Christmas (No Mum, I am not referring to any thing you have ever bought me)
  31. Christmas presents that are ‘passed on’ to other people
  32. Crass commercialism
  33. Greed

0 Responses to “33 Things I Would Change About Christmas”



  1. Leave a Comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




Fatadelic

 

Archives

December 2002
M T W T F S S
« Nov   Jan »
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  

Reading



Click to view my Personality Profile page

RSS FA Links Feed

  • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.

RSS Notes from the Fatosphere

  • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.

RSS Fat Liberation

  • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.

Copyright

All content on this site is Copyright
© 2002 - 2010
by Fatadelic.
All rights reserved.




Site Meter

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 716 other followers

%d bloggers like this: